Superman has issues.
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August 6th, 2008 at 7:50 am
I’m vastly amused that he took of his cape but not the shirt.
August 6th, 2008 at 8:06 am
So does his superspeed help in these situations? Welcome back by the way
August 6th, 2008 at 8:52 am
“I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back”
August 6th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
::sigh::
…I really don’t know what demonic urge is prompting me to ask this, but did they ever address why he’s not tapping that fine, fine, wonder-ass?
August 6th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Why? Because Batman’s all up in that shit. Seriously. Stuck it right up her bat-cave.
August 6th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Wow I could see Batman liking that sort of dark kinky kind of think. I’d expect Superman to like her to wear a strap on or something.
August 6th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I’ll never see Lois Lane the same way again…
August 7th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’ve often speculated that Superman would be into really dirty shit in the bed room.
I mean come on, a bullet hits him in the eye ball and fragments without him so much as batting a eyelid. I would imagine his purple helmet is like boiled leather. It would take a lot of really filthy shit to get him off in the end I imagine. Either that or the vice grips like pussy of Wonder Woman.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:02 am
So why doesn’t he bring in Louis Lane AND Wonder Woman for a lovin’ contest. Heck, Catwoman, too. We all know she’s lonely because all of those Batman wannabes…!
December 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
… Louis Lane? No. No, Superman does not go for the guys.