The Libel of God Strip
August 6th, 2008

The Libel of God Strip

Superman has issues.

^ 10 Comments...

  1. Nathan

    I’m vastly amused that he took of his cape but not the shirt.

  2. unseen

    So does his superspeed help in these situations? Welcome back by the way

  3. vertdang

    “I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back”

  4. Korrath

    ::sigh::

    …I really don’t know what demonic urge is prompting me to ask this, but did they ever address why he’s not tapping that fine, fine, wonder-ass?

  5. Jared

    Why? Because Batman’s all up in that shit. Seriously. Stuck it right up her bat-cave.

  6. Chris

    Wow I could see Batman liking that sort of dark kinky kind of think. I’d expect Superman to like her to wear a strap on or something.

  7. Lee

    I’ll never see Lois Lane the same way again…

  8. CiSTM K0nFLiqT

    I’ve often speculated that Superman would be into really dirty shit in the bed room.

    I mean come on, a bullet hits him in the eye ball and fragments without him so much as batting a eyelid. I would imagine his purple helmet is like boiled leather. It would take a lot of really filthy shit to get him off in the end I imagine. Either that or the vice grips like pussy of Wonder Woman.

  9. Dwight

    So why doesn’t he bring in Louis Lane AND Wonder Woman for a lovin’ contest. Heck, Catwoman, too. We all know she’s lonely because all of those Batman wannabes…!

  10. Jonathan Teatime

    … Louis Lane? No. No, Superman does not go for the guys.